Sunday, December 24, 2006

Season of ySmiles

It’s Christmas and you’re feeling down
I’m gonna pass the smile around
It’s gonna bring me closer to you

One smile will take away your frown
One smile will turn your day around
This season, there’s no time to be blue

Don’t forget to wear a smile
You’ll never know who’s smiling back at you

Every time I see you
I hear there’s something that’ll make you smile
So kiss me if you want to
Don’t you worry if we’re apart
I hope this season
Will be a reason enough to make you smile

This Christmas, if you’re all alone
One smile will make you feel at home
I wanna bring you closer to me

One smile will make the season shine
This time, I wanna make you mine
I wanna spend this season with you

Every time I see you


Helping others is one of the best ways to spend christmas..
there are always good friends and family who would be there for thee to love and share all those happy experience

Loving words from people are the greatest gift i have received and the greatest gift i have given is touching people's lives and making a difference.

Even a simple smile is worth a thousand mile.

I thank all of thee for sharing those warm smiles.

i have learned that life is too short to cry over spilled milk..
the world doesnt stop.. my life would not stop either unless my heart cease to beat.

until my heart continues to beat, i will never cease to love!

Friday, December 08, 2006


November 21, 2006

i lurv forums. except this one forum which i wont be mentioning hehe...

i am banned for a couple of months because i asked the mod to share her sources. And since she can not rebutt my statements and can not link any evidence to her own arguments... all my posts had to be approved by them before it gets posted. how nice...
i didnt break any rules. i didnt use any foul words nor did i quoted anyone...
but i was banned... for what?! asking link and proving my points?! geez!
I asked them to point to me where i have violated the terms and conditions of the site.. and the reply was just... ur penalty will be augmented because u are arguing with the mod. one plus one.
it doesnt make sense at all. its supposed to be a place for discussion.... but i can't help meeting people with pea brains..

this is the web... u cant threaten anyone can do anything...

i can still create another account or change IP... hehe...

Subic R.ape Impression

"Smith obviously had no respect for Suzette because she didnt have any respect for herself. "

She has NO strings attached that night and its like she can go out with anyone she likes...
She can get herself drunk to the point of not even remembering her way home.

I cant blame some Marines and witnesses who thinks she's a prostitute
because that is the impression she is giving..
As the saying goes, action speaks louder than words...
They saw her sitting on his lap... caressing, hugging and kissing.. and drinking with them.
She just gave Smith the impression that she's game for anything...

She has given the ticket to the crime and he grabbed the chance.
So Both of them should answer for their acts


Since Smith is found guilty.. it is imperative that he face the decision of the court.

As for Nicole.. since she has plans of goin abroad...

she should be more cautious of her behavior next time she deals with strangers in a strange place..

coz she might send the wrong signals again.

She cant blame other people for scrutinizing her or Smith or the decision of the court because

this story has generated public interest.. But with this story, there is a lesson learned ♥

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Verdict: Subic R.ape

smith and nicole deserves a fair trial.

but i noticed that people were already condemning Smith and Nicole even before the verdict came out

Even if Smith is American, he still should go through due process of law to defend himself.

And whether Nicole is a prostitute or not, she still can be raped.

Smith was found guilty.. he should face the consequences of this trial...


as the saying goes:

seek and ye shall find..

go to some strange land

enter a bar

meet strangers

get yourself drunk

and the next time you know it,

you're lying on the floor

dizzy and weak

without any knowledge of what happened to you.

congratulations! ♥

Sunday, November 26, 2006

PACMAN the modern Pinoy hero?!

He is known to many as Pacman, grew up in General Santos City and has known boxing as early as age 12. His lack of formal education did not hinder him from becoming a champion. He blew the face of "El Terible" in a knockout before the third round ended and made him world-class champ!

The question remains, "Is Manny Pacquiao the modern day hero of the Filipino peole?!"

This has become a controversial issue especially after Manila's mayor Atienza has opted to erect a statue at Baywalk in honor of the boxing icon who has defeated the hall of famer- El Terible. Some speculates that politicians are riding over his popularity and are trying to convince him to get into politics.

He has the most number of commercials on Philippine television. And he endorses one the biggest companies- Nike, McDonalds, etc... The Philippine crime rates has declined during the fight. Everybody with television sets waited for the turn of events. Even Pinoys abroad were excited to see the fight of the year and over 10,000 tickets were sold out.

He is one of the best fighters of his time. He's got the endurance, speed, skills, intelligence, self-discipline and professionalism. Not to forget, he is also a singing boxer. Who in the Philippines didnt
hear "para sayo ang laban na 'to?" Its been playing almost every hour in radios and tv commercials. When you turn on the TV, expect that every 10 minutes, Manny's face will pop out. All the news stories were nothing but his homecoming and most commercials are all his. In other words, this celebrity is the hottest person in the Philippines today. But how long can he keep his aura? Will he still be the same Pacman if he decides to join in polics?Will he maintain his title?! And the most important question, does he deserve the title "Philippine Hero" ?

Friday, October 06, 2006


I have tried to scribble a few lines about my speech. But everytime i tried to put down my ideas, all i can see is scribbled lines. I can not understand my own writing. I was trying to go after what i was thinking. But, my ideas jammed in too fast and my hands couldnt catch up in writing what i was thinking.

My points are simple. But i can not put them into writing.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

OUGHT to OATH (part 3): Meeting of Minds

aug 31

We met at a local review center for a meeting.

While waiting, i got a new shirt

that says




at the back of the shirt.

*black for me and Ramon F! ;-)

(btw they come in different colors like pink, green, lavander...

if you want one, contact Abigael Palencia for more details... hehe..)

Abi's profile -->


Two rooms adjoined were almost filled.
The speaker came in and discussed the start of events of all this mess.
We shared opinions.... etc

The speaker was subtle in saying RETAKE
still the majority (about 95 %) voted for a NO RETAKE.


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Saturday, September 02, 2006

highschool clique

I scored HOT!


90 %


70 %


70 %

Geek / Nerd

50 %


40 %

Emo Kid

40 %


30 %


20 %


20 %


0 %

Try to find out yours!

What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Angel's Party Style

test result:

ANGEL's party style is to HOST

Every successful party's got a smooth operator behind the scenes, and you certainly know how to put on a good show. You're a natural born leader - and you like to be in charge.

You probably often find your friends turning to you to get the goods on the night's plans, whether that means you're having everybody over to your pad for game night, or heading out to paint the town red. From keeping glasses filled to keeping the conversation rolling, you certainly know how to get a party started - and keep it going strong. And you make it all look so easy.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

OUGHT to OATH (part 2): the issue

Spokesperson Bunye said that the Palace doesnt have to intervene with this board exam issue since the PRC have the situation under control. And, Marco Antonio Sto. Tomas, vice president of the Association of Deans of Philippine Colleges of Nursing, told earlier in the day that his group hand-carried a letter-appeal to the President asking her to accept the resignation of the seven-member Board of Nursing of the PRC. He also said that members of the caretaker board could be nominated from past members who were still able. (from the obsoletes again?! oh no!)

The dean lamented the fact that many of those who passed the tainted June exams were now taking their oaths."If and when the courts decide that the decision of the PRC to proceed with the oath-taking despite the unresolved issues is illegal, mas madugo yun [it would be bloodier]. Licenses will be revoked, mas malaki lang ang apoy [it will be a bigger fire]. Our position remains the same: defer all actions until the investigations are finished," Sto. Tomas said.

Looking back, UST is standing firm on their decision to have a retake after garnering a percent score of 83% this year which is the lowest rank they ever had. It was also nationwide news that UST's **laude failed in the said exam. This is a pain in the ass!

The scandal is not the student's fault. Everyone who took the NLE '06 is innocent until proven guilty.

They dont even have to remove test 5 to those innocent takers.

And now their telling everyone that NLE '06 takers shouldnt be hired because they lack competency.

That judgement is based on opinion alone.

The exams doesnt really measure the competency of the student in all level.

The questions suck! Most are subjective! So even if test 5 is removed, it is not the basis for competency!

The media coverage is often one sided. But i salute GMA news for taking two sides of the story! You know the impact of media... its so grand and devastating! They like to flash the bad news all the time!

People like to talk about the bad news. But they never really look deeper into the whole situation! Well what can i say people are just so dumb head if they believe everything they hear. sorry!

____________be right back later_________________

Friday, August 18, 2006

Ought to Oath (part 1): the newsss


Yesterday and Today is "rush day" and the "big day" for nurses06 all over the country. Amidst the controversy, the PRC decided to continue with the oath taking ceremony in their own grounds.

EArly on. text messages were sent to all those who passed the nursing licensure exam. Yes, only to those who passed the June 2006 Nursing Licensure Exam. Yesterday, Cebu nurses took their oath without much say to the media people, then the rest followed like Davao, Manila and Zamboanga.

Flocks of nurses gathered in the PRC offices all over the country eagerly waiting to give their oath.They filled up the entire grounds of PRC the whole day since yesterday. It turned out to be a disaster! Most were pushing their way just to be first in line. There was too little air to breath. The entire place was crowded. People kept on pushing each other. Everyone was in a hurry to finish up processing their papers so they so they would be ready for whatever decision the senate has.

It was rumored that the senate was going to issue a temporary restraining order to cancel any oath taking movement. But there was already an order that there will be no oath taking from August 22 until they can decide again for their next move.

Before there was any order, nurses had their oath taken legally. The eager faces of all those who who took the oath shouted with joy, congratulating each other and giving each other a hug.

Everyone in there was happy and tired. At last, the oath day came even at the most unexpected moment.

However, some who didnt make it were really disappointed. It is unfair on their part that the temporary restraining order was issued before they were able to take their oath. In manila, many didnt make it in the oath taking. They were too late!

The temporary restraining order was issued before some were able to process their papers and take oath. However, those who were not able to take it in Cebu yesterday were still able to catch up in today's oath before the order was issued.

Good news to those who made it in the oath taking and bad news for those who didnt....


agh! sorry! Author is too exhausted at this time to continue....really exhausted!!! really sleepppy!!!! zZzZZz

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Pick Up Lines- LMAO!

I found this on the bulletin of my account.. interesting! haha...
Some guys would do[say] anythin stupid just to get in touch with you.

If you're smart enough, you'l know more than what the line means!

The next time they say any of these......


u know where it came from! haha


Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

Excuse me, but I'm freeballing, can I borrow your underwear?

Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had
a place to put it?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

You smell wet. Let's Party.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared
a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
I thought you knew...

Hey..somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Have you ever played leap frog naked??

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your
clothes off in 30 seconds.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I had a wet dream about you last night.
Would you like to make it a reality?

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"

At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

You see my friend over there?
[Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

Can I see your tan lines?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

I'm leaving this place..want to cum?

You know, I never was to good at math...
like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.

Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Your face or mine?

With one touch I can make you make noise only dogs can hear!

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?

What winks and fucks like a tiger?" (said while winking)

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something?
She: What?
He: Me!

I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend
who could introduce us.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a you want to be my friend?

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down;
go ahead say no.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think
it's time to see if I'm right.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer.
Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?]
Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition
to find your G-spot.

Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman
would go out dressed like that.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl
comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy
and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and
say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

Were you just smiling at me from across the room,
or do I have my contacts in wrong?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up
for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate)
dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your
phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say,
"how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to
spend this money?"

When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me
away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen.

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no)
Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place
have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

Would you like to be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and
take what I want?

Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just
dying to put in your drawers.

You look a little feverish. Luckily I always have an
oral thermometer on me.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what
kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.
Would you like to come and hear it?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and
"be all you can be."

You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.

Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definitely later.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer.
Do you mind if I try you on for size?

The best part of me is covered up.

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.

There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.

Take a chance on me.

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

Oh, I'm doing fine! And you?
(While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything)

Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?

That girl/guy I'm with, oh, she's/he's just my sister/brother.

What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

Can I please be your slave tonight?

You should be someone's wife.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or
do you remind me of myself?

When's our wedding date?

Is that a false nose?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've established what kind of woman that you are,
we're just haggling over the price.

Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? (Think about it...)

Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way.
When she arrives say, "Do you always come when someone fingers you?"

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what
I'm here after.

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

May I end this sentence with a proposition?

If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.

Want to see my stamp collection?

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

I have only three months to live.

Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?

Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?

Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?

Just where do those legs of yours end?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

You look just like my mother.

My leech would like you as a new host.

I think my medication is wearing off.

You MUST have a nice personality.

Does my breath smell okay?

Pull my finger.

He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands
and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands
and knees through broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks
of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners.

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile
of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT
have your dirty underwear on board.

Here's your chance to get to know me.

There is much more here than what meets the eye.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

He: Hi, what's the color of your hair?
She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? sure don't perspire much!

Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here.
Would you like to take a cold shower?

Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just my chemotherapy?

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU,
the girl of my dreams!

Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to
pull a fast one.

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing,
whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption.

Grab them in the rump and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them?

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
and die at your lips.

I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when
you find that teardrop.

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a
break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your
hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop,drop, and roll.

Have you got any room for an extra toungue in your mouth?

Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.

I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?

Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.

Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sins are forgiven so stick it in.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took
for me to fall in love with you.

Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.

Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.

You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest?
Them: No....why?
You: Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills?
We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Don't sweat the petty things... pet the sweaty things!

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to
warm them up?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.
Them: What's that?
You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.

Can I have the directions to your heart?

Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

Sex is a killer...wanna die happy?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren"t so shy, I"d tell you who.

What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.

You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.

I love baseball so take me home baby!

My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?

I knew that my life DID have a purpose,
but not until I looked into your eyes.

Your lips were made to be kissed,
and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!

Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?

Do these look real?

Good news, the test results are negative!

I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.

There was no color in the world until I met you.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Baby, when I saw you sit down, I got jealous of the chair.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

If someone gives you the finger you say: "Is that a promise?"

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Kissing is a language of how about a conversation?

Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

Do you like Stove Top stuffing? Great, you can stuff me on your
stove top anytime.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...

I'd like to screw your brains out,
but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard,
and serve hot.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more
room for your tongue.

Would you like to carry my books for me?

Would you be my refugee?

You may have had breakfast for dinner but
you should have me for breakfast.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted
to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

After hearing a pick-up line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

What do you like for breakfast?

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Your place or mine?

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

The best part of me is covered up.

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?

Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.


Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

Do you like chips? Because if you are frito lay than I am a barrel of fun!

Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.

Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have
something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

I think my medication is wearing off.

My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .

I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper sweet "nothings".

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in
until the afternoon.

Hi. I'm horny.

Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder!
(What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to
have to stalk you?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

You look so good, I could put you on a plate
and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the guy with the beautiful smile.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby,
how much have you been drinking?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the women
excited and warm all over?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a
princess(or prince) like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
my garden forever.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my
head on the I'm going to need your name and number for
insurance reasons.

Mind if I breastfeed?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass!

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this.
(pointing down)

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!

Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you,
you turn me on!

Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life,
and I was wondering if Icould interview you...

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk
to your friend?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm?
'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!

The word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you sleep on your stomach? (When she say's no) Well, Can I?

What do you say we go back to my place and play army?
I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!

Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down
on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Walk up to a girl who is standing and say, "You look tired,
let me clear you off a place to sit" then wipe your face.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!

I know where there is a good party. They've got liquor in the front
and poker in the rear.

Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then,
I'll move up to your belly button.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between "F" and "CK".

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was
wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,
would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece
of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?

naughty airport

i read the news...

lol i say to u!

the question is now : how do you feel about the new x-ray machines at the airports that allow the operator to see *everything* as if you were naked?

i really dont know what to say. Using that machine is an invasion to privacy!
But i have nothin to hide! Im all natural anyway...

CNN says this technology will blow ur covers... lol
so if u have some add-ons in there... they would know.

"It's a virtual strip-search. What it is, is a detailed image of a person's body — so detailed that you can see genitalia," says Melissa from Electronic Privacy Information Center.

how invading is this new innovation?! They can see through you... even ur bones!

In the local airport, they dont allow anymore of those liquids in the baggage. Just that.
Ah good we dont have that xray thing here. lol. Otherwise, fakers will be busted!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

F-word 101

sometimes u learn better when its visual. lol
yeah... im a visual learner myself.

to all those who fills up my inbox everyday. tnx.

heres an f-word 101 for you... haha

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

picture trail-in

pix here. pix there.
sorry guys... though i love photography very much
i cant upload all the pix i have of u.
i found this very cool site,


there i left pix for my friends and family.
i think that site is getting better n better everyday so come and join me there.

its cool. it used to be a photo-hosting site, now its getting more like Myspace.
But i dont think it can beat myspace... no... not at this time!
yah... a profile, with comments, music videos/mp3, voting, featured photos...etc...
its fun... ive been inviting most bsn2k6a to come. lol...
and just this week, theyv added a blog section there.

sharing experiences through pix- the new networkin... and its fun!


posted in friendster yesterday:

im beginning to like blogging


and i cant believe ur reading this!

When i meet up some friends... they would like ask me about "this and that" and i would like, "howd u know?..." and they would answer, "i read it from ur blog."

cool huh?!

i have other blog sites too... but im not telling you... hehe.... nah just kidding... i have like 4... this blog (in friendster) ranks second most used...

so if ur reading this...

have fun! :p

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Just because u added me or i added u doesnt mean we're friends!

The popularity of community networking has increased my number of friends not only here in friendster but in other community network site im in. But not everyone in my account possess the criteria of a "friend"

Just because u added me or i added u doesnt mean we're friends!

My network of friends has grown. Now i have to slash down the number of friends i have in my community network.

I dont even remember some of them.

And Friendster made it difficult for me. lol. i dont even know how to delete friends there anymore... i had to click on help just to tell me that "there's a white "X" in the top right corner of the box that contains the photo of the friend you wish to delete."

Gosh... at first glance i didnt even see that "X" box.

I love making friends... adding and chatting with people in my network... But sometimes its getting boring! wait! Not the site!....but the people in that site... Oh Soooo boring people...
So im deleting the "uncool people who doesnt even open their account!"

The rest stays!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

depriving jobs

Leak scandal depriving 17,000 nursing board passers of jobs
St. Luke’s, PGH, others not hiring By Veronica Uy
Last updated 06:54pm (Mla time) 08/08/2006

(UPDATE) MANY of the 17,000 nursing graduates who passed this year’s licensure examinations are having a hard time looking for jobs because of the failure of government to satisfactorily resolve the scandal triggered by the leak of the exam questions.

Marco Antonio Sto. Tomas, vice president of the Association of Deans of Philippine Colleges of Nursing, lashed out at the Professional Regulatory Commission for releasing the results of the June 11 to 12 licensure exams even before the leakage issue can be resolved.

“The 17,000 or so who passed are in a predicament. A lot of them nahihirapan mag-apply at kumuha ng trabaho (A lot of them are finding it hard to apply for an find jobs),” Sto. Tomas, who is also dean of the College of Nursing of the Saint Joseph's College in Cavite City, told a Senate hearing into the scandal Tuesday.

“The international community is now looking at how we are going to solve this problems because they (the reviewees) themselves are questioning the integrity of the exam,” Sto. Tomas added.

Teresita Barcelo of the University of the Philippines-Philippine General Hospital (PGH), confirmed Sto. Tomas’ statement, saying several medical institutions, including St. Lukes's, PGH, and the National Center for Mental Health are not hiring anyone from this batch of nominees.

“Sa abroad hindi pa, pero baka susunod na (Abroad, they haven’t stopped hiring yet, but it could follow),” she said.

During last weekend's CGFNS (Commission for Graduates of Foreign Nursing Schools) orientation here, Barcelo said the Americans repeatedly told the examinees, “You may fool Filipino examiners, but you cannot fool American examiners.”

Senator Richard Gordon noted that the health and safety of Filipino patients and the deployment of nurses abroad would be affected by the scandal.

“American hospitals, Japanese hospitals, European hospitals are watching us,” he said.

Gordon and Senator Rodolfo Biazon, head of the Senate committee on civil service and government reorganization, slammed the executive department for apparently preventing the official presence of the PRC, the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) and Commission on Higher Education (CHED) at the hearing.

Biazon noted that the letters sent by the three agencies explaining their refusal to appear before the inquiry appeared “to have been dictated” by one person as “even the location of (the) period” is the same.

Gordon lamented this, saying the executive department’s actions have been keeping the Senate from performing its duty. “We have a culture of cheating in this country. We have a tendency to want to beat the system, in the elections, in sports accreditations, and even in civil service exams,” he said.

Two members of the PRC Board of Nursing (BON) are facing administrative charges for the alleged leakage.

Despite the absence of PRC officials, PRC resolutions presented during the hearing identified the BON members as Anesia Dionisio and Virginia Madeja, who were both present at the hearing.

BON chair Eufremia Octaviano admitted that there was a leakage during the test.

The scandal stems from the complaint of examinee Rachel Cyndi-Erfe, who told the Senate that on both days of the exam, she saw other examinees wearing white jackets with R.A. Gapuz Review Center printed on the back reading photocopies of what she would later discover were leaked questions from the review center.

She has since been joined in her complaint by 91 other examinees and 425 intervenors.

Erfe’s lawyer, Cheryl Daytec-Yangot, said their own investigation showed that the leaked documents contained key words of the questions which came out in sets 3 and 5 of the licensure exam as well the answers.

She noted that the people who conducted the internal PRC fact-finding investigation and the subsequent NBI probe have not yet gotten in touch with the complainants.

Doctor Eleanor Artemia Gapuz, president and chief executive officer of the R.A. Gapuz Review Center, admitted that members of her staff reproduced the 18-page reviewer that Erfe saw a fellow examinee read prior to the actual test.

“We confirm that our staff with our students reproduced the manuscript after some of our students approached their drill master and asked permission to have them reproduced,” she said.

Senator Juan Flavier said he agreed with the proposal to have all the 42,000 examinees retake the licensure test.



This is discriminating!

The PRC has every right to release the June 2006 Board Exam Results because the nursing leakage scam has yet to be proven. There is no truth to all the allegations. Everyone who took the Nursing Licensure Board Exam is innocent until proven guilty.

There are already investigatory bodies doing their job. What else do they want? Who are the independent committee they want that will investigate this matter? Who are better people to investigate than the expert themselves?

There will always be people complaining. You can not please everyone. Just look at this, among the 42,006 applicants for the Nursing License, only 17,821 passed. Do you think that among the 24,185 applicants who failed none will complain? Gosh! There will always be complain whether there's a leak or none. This is not unusual.

There is no question to the integrity of the exam. So depriving us from getting a job is discriminating. It poses injustice on our part! They have removed test 5 (Nursing practice 5) from the computation which is the last exam and the one which i believe is the easier one among all five. The test 5, which they claim were leaked to them was already removed! It pulled down our grades! The one who got 83 could have made it 93 if it hadnt been removed. So many could have passed if they hadnt remove it!

There are many cumlaude and suma cumlaudes from different school failed in this exam. With this mortality on the laudes, there is still no need for retake! It also doesnt bring justice to proclaim that the results are inauthentic. It is authentic for it has been reviewed many times and those exams they claim (without enough proof) that has been leaked were already removed. And for them to plead to different hospitals not to hire NLE 06 passers is a sign of their frustration, insecurity and their being weaklings!

Foreign employers may be watching. Well ok if they watch! The NLE result is not the same exam that is taken abroad. If you want to be a US RN for example, then you have to take their exam- NCLEX-RN. We are BSN graduates and we can apply for that exam whether we took the NLE06 or not.

Sunday, August 06, 2006


Like twice a week on the court,
i spend funtimes with friends over a game of badminton. lol
So hi to my playmates... ramon, bung, benj, JC and JF!
Theyr just a txt away. lol. Badminton

JC comes in first most of the time... very early...
like 30 minutes
Ramon comes in next... on time...
then miself about 5-10mins late... hehe
then the latest...
the last guy...anyone of the two. lol

hey, i just realized im the only

ahhh... guys when's the next play?! u guys RaWk!
its vacay for now with us newly
I will miss this when its time to get serious again!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

BSN: June oh-Six Most Awaited R

june oh-six most awaited R was all over the national newspaper websites
at around 12mn of july 19,2o06.

i was about to go to bed when i decided to check my mail.
I logged in at my ym account and found a few friends online.
I accepted their offer to join conference but i got busy making
comments on some webbysite that i didnt check on what their
chattin about. The only msg that registered in my brain when i
read the chat on the confe-window was the question,
"whats d site of the result?"
But i was like, "thats shit theres no result"
then a msg of a url popped out...
i clicked it
and i was stunned!!!
the most awaited R of the BSN06 was released
i scrolled down to find my name.

well, just seeing my name on the list was a relief...

a few minutes later,
there were buzzes everywhere
the few people i saw online tripled in number
buzz here and buzz there

i was busy txtn my classmates whom i promised to txt
as soon as the results were in.They all got excited,
my cellphone and telephone kept on ringing...
everyone else at home was up.. disturbed by all rings...hehe

i was like in a call center...
one hand over the keyboard
another for the cp
one ear for the phone
and eyes on the screen
and i was like online till 6ambrowsing for familiar names

everyone was greeting me and everyone else who passed.
my schedule for that day was postponed
but it felt good...

i slept the entire morning
but awakened when my friend came to visit me at home
she thought i didnt make it coz she said i look so terrible
my gosh!!! did i really?! Lol

everyone i know was like congratulating me...
i was like, did they really checked my name?
i receive txt msgs, calls and handshakes
...gosh!.... what could have happened if...

oh well, i learned something...
life has many surprises!
some things u expect doesnt come true
some things are just not meant to be
while some things are meant to be...
keep cool, keep real...

and i played badminton that afternoon lol

to those who greeted me


Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety..(wait for it. It's worth it)... After Tweety is caught, scroll down...

This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - There's hope for you
2-5 seconds - Having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - Are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - Remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of.
20-30 seconds - It is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - You probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - The equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your

prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...

Monday, July 10, 2006

time gap

Just becoz im done with school doesnt mean i should be all bored at home ryt?...
im trying to enjoy my life every single day i can...
so before the results will show up i have a "happy spirit". lol
i like to hang out with my friends, cuzns n the rest of my relatives...
i cant believe some friends who opt to stay home and think about their future- the board results.
Well, who could blame them, the anxiety over the result is a killer. The NLE scam is devasting, not only did it ruined the profession, it ruined lives!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

june bord gets bord

NLE result will probably be made known by the end of june...
its a good thing thou coz its one hell of a stress!!!

I couldn't believe that hellish exam when i took it!!!
That was intended to make professionals and sad to say the exam itself is not professionally made...

I wish to hear their (BON) answers... which they dont give away.

Now i know why they dont give away their answers... coz their answers would probably stir up the entire profession!!!

With so many typographical errors, grammatical n terminological errors, we should get a bonus! Plus i have to mention that the information they have is OBSOLETE!!! We're year 2006 and not 1998!!!

Also they should check the department of health site for updates... coz i noticed that the Mission of the DOH their using is the old one... yay!!! extinction!!!

If that exam was intended to strip off the number of doctors getting into nsg, they just CAN'T coz Reality Bites!!!

PCA is Patient Controlled Analgesia (not Analysis)
Vitamin K is not an infection

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

positive thinking

Not one of us can bring back yesterday or shape tomorrow, only today is ours and wont be ours for long, once its gone it wil never be ours again so i want to make the best of everyday. :)
I start my day thinking positive and the rest of the day becomes positive. Good formula!